dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

adhams dad

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adhams dad left him when he was 3

by By adhams mother April 06, 2022

Elliot's dad

He is gone!!!!

Elliot's dad is gone

by ROGO99 May 18, 2020

Jazz dad

A common saying in New Orleans to describe A Jazz fester or an older man that plays or enjoys Jazz music

There’s some Jazz dads getting drunk at that bar

by aradyogi August 11, 2019

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.

“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”

by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

good dad

a dad who takes care of his kids and is not a bad dad

"jason is a good dad"

by 2plusde January 18, 2018