hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.

Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.

by Sxm06m October 22, 2020

Shrimp Cheese

1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.

2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.

"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."

by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021

Stray Cheese

9 idiots who i love with all my heart

stan weirdos, stan stray cheese

by Yeefelix October 21, 2019

Cheese boi

A boi who is obsessed with the dairy favorite, cheese legend says He’s obese and lives alone 1 like = 1 prayer

Oooh who’s that hottie
It’s just that cheese boi 💦

by Imverysmart69 February 26, 2019

Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 4, 2020

Cheese Dip

Bruh the fuck you lookin' up cheese dip for? This ain't fuckin Buzzfeed headass recipe bitch. Well since you thirsty ass hoe lookin' for some cheese recipe here ya go:

- Bleach
- Cheese

Put in microwave for 45 seconds on high or until melted

Serve with salsa or any other salty ass sauce.
Enjoy you fuckin hoe.

"Yo Ryan you made some cheese dip?"
"Nah but I made mustard gas"

by definishion February 8, 2019