An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.
"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"
"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
by the true inventor of dickblade August 11, 2014
Get the Bastard Sandwichmug. 
When a sexual breeding machine fucks a bitch in her vagina while she in on her menstrial cycle without a condom......and intends to do it over and over again...
Though not a sexual breeding machine William fucked Paige in her apartment known as the Palasides on her period like 7 times and percieded to eat her out...which by default makes him a Nasty bastard.
by Bo Berry March 30, 2009
Get the Nasty Bastardmug. This is simply an English adaptation of a foreign phrase made funny by the actual sound of the phrase. "Che quei" sounds like cheeky, and bastardi, well, you get the idea. Che quei bastardi, or Cheeky Bastard. When you add the meaning of Cheeky to the word Bastard, it offers a different meaning than simply the Italian phrase Che quei bastardi. An amusing or endearing bastard.
by BManJamz January 4, 2014
Get the Cheeky Bastardmug. When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.
by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008
Get the Triumphant Bastardmug. by INFAMOUS AKS September 20, 2016
Get the annoying bastardmug. by surfsquid October 28, 2007
Get the arse bastardmug.