Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof

farts; silent but deadly.

“ ew whats that smell !” … “ sorry haha i had to boof “

by lilsourpatch May 1, 2022

Boof

Boof is the name of something that is meant to be smoked Eg: Joint, vape , cigarette, cigar etc.

“Pass the boof bra” says Ayden asking for the disposable vape

by BuzBoiz May 3, 2022

Boof

To hide an object or attempt to hide an object in someone's butt cheeks.

My pal Danny tried to boof a beer into the concert last night but security caught him.

by CaliforniaBoofrito September 21, 2022

Boof

The vape stick, nic device, vaporizer

Hey bruh pass the boof.

by Dtrixter December 30, 2021

Boof

Word used to describe anything that is of shitty quality. More so typically used for technological items ranging from speakers, cameras, microphones and especially internet

Joe : I tried to call you but I couldn’t Cus of my boof ass wifi
Jeff : bro fix your mcdonalds wifi so we can hop on Cold War

by Balls McBallsface January 7, 2022

boof

To vibe heavily, or have fun.

Let's go boof at the bar this weekend.

by i got the keys January 13, 2022