An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.
The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS
by Dead Panda Society September 12, 2008
When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.
Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!
by JazzG123 October 07, 2008
by EmilyFaid May 24, 2008
Something that is not reaching the coolness level of its next readily available equivalent. Much as the Red Panda will never possibly be able to compete with the Giant Panda. For, as we all know, the Giant Panda is one of the world's most epic animals. Can also be used to describe anything lame.
"standard def TV is so Red Panda bro".
"tonight was gonna be awesome...but it went all red panda"
"not cool man, that was so red panda"
"tonight was gonna be awesome...but it went all red panda"
"not cool man, that was so red panda"
by NjBerserker March 09, 2010
A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018
And, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
by linzgay July 02, 2005
A useless advocacy mascot for a Politically Correct point of view. etymology: South Park episode 306
"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda."
by DeliLama June 27, 2005