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texas tech

A very major state university that offers a wide array of degree programs and opportunities. From law school, to medical school and just about everything in between. Students at Texas Tech think that its funny when Aggies are so insecure about how bad we beat them at sports, that they resort to talking down our academics and studies. A rather sad defense mechanism.

On a brighter note, our women are gorgeous. Hands down the best looking out of any Big 12 school. The nightlife is fantastic, our athletics program (particularly football) is among the best in the country and is a major contender every year to win the Big 12.
Mike: "Hey, did you watch that ass kicking that Tech handed A&M last night?"

Sarah: "Yeah, but i turned it off at halftime because i couldn't stand to watch A&M get embarrassed like that"

Texas Tech football has been one of the most successful programs in the Big 12 since 2000. Ahead of A&M since then.
by Brando TTU January 2, 2009
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tech support

n. elaborate or deceptive underwiring in intimate garments.
Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.

It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
by gnostic1 September 19, 2010
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Teacher Burn

Simply the act of getting burned by a teacher in front of the whole class thus resulting in the class saying "Teacher Burn!"
Teacher: "Today we will be learning More On Lenses, or as I like to call the Christian Lenses" (More + On = Moron, Moron = Christian)

Class: "TEACHER BURN!"
by Nick Rinke April 1, 2009
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Teacher

A power hungry pervert who likes to be around children but also likes to be dominant. Usually was picked on as a child.
Your friend would make a good Teacher
by Kromyan October 9, 2009
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TechCrunch

An internet & tech blog which used to be relevant to something, but no longer is. Rather than giving up, they now just post whatever they want without worrying whether or not it's actually true.
"TechCrunch are full of shit"
by Fakey McName March 1, 2009
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