Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”
by iwannakmsrn January 6, 2019
Get the Connell Taylor Special mug.Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.
Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's
"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013
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a verb...to "Taylor" someone is to lay them on a feather bed...surround them with a trough full of excrement, and masturbate on their face.
by LawyerDrew June 11, 2006
Get the Taylor mug.A "gang" of poser white kids that try to be ghetto; the true definition of poser. Typically said by suburban white kids that try to be cool.
Person 1 - TAYLOR GANG OR DIE NIGGA!
Person 2 - First of all, your not in a gang of any kind, your white, and stop trying to be a gangster.
Person 1 - TAYLOR GANG OR KILL YOURSELF!
Person 2 - Faggot white kid. Get a life.
Person 2 - First of all, your not in a gang of any kind, your white, and stop trying to be a gangster.
Person 1 - TAYLOR GANG OR KILL YOURSELF!
Person 2 - Faggot white kid. Get a life.
by MormonanJewSack July 6, 2011
Get the Taylor Gang mug.A beautiful red head girl. Firey and fierce. Short but that doesn't stop her. One who is not afraid to state what she believes. Is highly outgoing and gets along with most. Absolutely crazy but that's okay you should love her anyways. She is loyal & loves only one. Talks way too much, loves the phone. Especially late night conversations. Very self conscious and wouldn't mind being called beautiful every once in awhile. Loves hanging out with all her friends and always stays in touch though she often has to move to different places. All around amazing person who anyone would be honored to know. If you ever meet a Tailor, keep her, she's one of a kind.
Guy 1: "Dude you seen Tailor?"
Guy 2: "Hell yah, that fucken hot chick?"
Guy 1: "Yah. Dayumnnn she fine."
Guy 2: "Yah? Well fuck you she's mine."
Guy 1: "Chyll, Ima get me one of those."
Guy 2: "Yah good luck finding another like her."
Guy 2: "Hell yah, that fucken hot chick?"
Guy 1: "Yah. Dayumnnn she fine."
Guy 2: "Yah? Well fuck you she's mine."
Guy 1: "Chyll, Ima get me one of those."
Guy 2: "Yah good luck finding another like her."
by taiem July 6, 2009
Get the Tailor mug.A Disgusting excuse for a male, who is a trog at heart. Sadly, (not really) majority of people who know him think hes A) homosexual and B) just a dumb faggot. Has friends, but they arent as close to him as he thinks they are.
I met this kid last night, he's such a Taylor Ponte. Sucks for him.
Wow his ex- girlfriend is sooo hot, bummer he pulled a Taylor Ponte.
Wow his ex- girlfriend is sooo hot, bummer he pulled a Taylor Ponte.
by the natives are restless February 25, 2009
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