Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.

by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

Fag Dads

A term used for a person with two dads

Bully: wassup Fag Dads
Ben: *cries*

by Ba ging ging November 25, 2019

Dad Dance

Jim Hopper dancing in Stranger Things.

"Hey did you see Hopper dancing in Stranger Things?"

"Yes! The dad dance king!"

by DadBodExpert December 15, 2017

Jazz dad

A common saying in New Orleans to describe A Jazz fester or an older man that plays or enjoys Jazz music

There’s some Jazz dads getting drunk at that bar

by aradyogi August 10, 2019

good dad

a dad who takes care of his kids and is not a bad dad

"jason is a good dad"

by 2plusde January 18, 2018