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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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Stroke Latin

Invented by Novawar from LAGTV. Describes drunk talking, where the drunk thinks they are making sense, but to everyone else, they sound like they are talking fluent washing machine.
He's that fucked, he's slabberin' stroke latin.
by GI_Biochip June 30, 2025
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Four stroke

Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.
Four stroke rider- hey wanna race

Two stroke rider- sure

Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours

Two stroke rider- because I got to a

higher speed faster than you could
by Yupper Trupper November 19, 2022
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Corona stroke

Corona stroke is when you thrust your cock down someone by starting in the throat and then fucking the lungs in one go.
This girl was giving me head and I finnished with a Corona stroke. Every one though she had the virus, but was just coughing up jizz.
by Mmrt May 4, 2020
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Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...
by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019
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stroke writer

a stroke writer is a person that floods the word recomendations with randoms words like adikvnsdingiosdnegins, and then most of the time proceeds to write you are bored
urban dictionary is getting destroyed by stroke writers
by larry stintz November 23, 2020
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Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.
I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!
by fartjohnson December 9, 2024
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