It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
Get the Storming the Crapitolmug. A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
Get the media stormmug. Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!
by Storm star69 May 25, 2018
Get the Storm star appreciation daymug. The most gangsterest pimp there is. He is the hottest man alive and is best friends with andrew tate. Them combined have the ultimate rizz power and will take your b*tches in a matter of seconds.
by Ionhavetimeforyou May 25, 2022
Get the Stormmug. Storm is an amazing person, she manages to cheer everyone up.
She cares about her friends so much and she has the best taste in music!
She cares about her friends so much and she has the best taste in music!
Have you met storm? She is the best person ever
by dnasf November 21, 2021
Get the stormmug. <7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>
<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025
Get the <7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>mug. 