Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.

Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go

by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020

squeeny

when your thriving and living (skinny-queen)

i am such a squeeny.

by squeennyy March 23, 2020

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.

Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO

by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020

squeezing a pound out of a shilling

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.

“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”

by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020