When you are aroused in a very non sexual way, but with the same intensity, emotion, and passion as sexual arousal.
It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
Al: Holy shit you gotta see this stat, I cant believe how underrated Jones is.
Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.
Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.
Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
by Mike109999 March 9, 2022
Get the Sports Arousedmug. A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.
Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.
Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.
"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."
"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."
"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."
by KEKW666 May 13, 2025
Get the Sports Weebmug. Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
Get the Sports Spousemug. by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019
Get the Sport fishermanmug. A one of one camaro built in 1985 that was so savage that they could only legally make one designed by a bad ass it was the reason Ferrari started the f40 because it was the only car that could complete with it no one knows how much power it's got but it's probably more than your car and if you ever hear it it will most likely terrify you no matter what you drive
I just heard the legendary camaro grand sport 20 miles away I bet some bad ass motherfucker is driving it
by Fekkin guy November 21, 2016
Get the camaro grand sportmug. by Beastmodefc11 February 26, 2017
Get the apollo sportmug. fucking to the lovely sound of Sports Center; for all those out there who don't really care what's on the TV as long as they get some booty
by yourman82 November 16, 2015
Get the sports center and chillmug.