It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
Get the Doodleberg crank and spank mug.Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit April 19, 2018
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After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
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Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
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Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
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