If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024
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smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.
The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.
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Me-so-smart

NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.

VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.

ADJECTIVE:

A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.
NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."

VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"

ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."
by Michael_Morre April 03, 2020
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Not smart

Someone who has to look up a dictionary to find a self explanatory word
I need the definition of not smart since I don't understand stand of not being smart
by Goofy ah definition August 11, 2022
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Money Smart

A stupid fucking lyric to a song that Jay Easy made or whatever, it was fucking viral once
Man1: *Destroying sign in mall*
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit
by Green Fugg Ninja January 01, 2025
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Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).
by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 10, 2023
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Smart mouth

When someone knows how to give oral sex so good that it makes anything they do wrong ok.
Girl your not mad that he spent $1,000 on his bike? No bitch,he got that smart mouth.
by Amyfl19 September 24, 2023
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