Skip to main content

Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your roll mug.

Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.
Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!
by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024
mugGet the Slow dave mug.

Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers
Jeffrey Flowers is slow.
by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023
mugGet the Slow mug.

crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)
crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow
by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023
mugGet the crow slow mug.

slow

this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.
-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow
by caridad b November 10, 2018
mugGet the slow mug.

Slow

Damnnn, she look slow asl
by seliM ooT yxeS September 7, 2022
mugGet the Slow mug.

Slow

EDWINNNNNN
This mfer is slow
by Pop rocks 07 May 16, 2021
mugGet the Slow mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email