The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
Get the Mexican mud slidemug. A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts
We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide
by Daisy Rocket August 24, 2017
Get the tijuana water slidemug. When a girl is doing reverse cowgirl, and puts her face in the bed, and slides back and forth on the cock without bouncing.
by Bill Rob March 25, 2017
Get the Reverse ham slidemug. NATIONAL SLIDE DAY IS WHEN YOU WEAR ANY SLIDES YOU HAVE ON MAY 4th. IF YOU HAVE ANY LOND OF SLIDES WEAR THEM ON NATIONAL SLIDE DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE.
by LAYLAWAYLA June 1, 2018
Get the NATIONAL SLIDE DAYmug. Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023
Get the Portuguese Disco Slidemug. by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018
Get the Dirty tit slidemug. To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
Get the shaft n slidemug.