afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014

Dough Slaping

The act of repeatedly smacking your flaccid penis upon someones ass cheeks until hard

I couldn't get it up, until I did some dough slaping

by BigpapaJohn July 9, 2014

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

tumben sepi

An Indonesian word which used to impliying that the situations is strangely quiet.

*me seeing the group chat suddenly quiet for a while*

"tumben sepi!"

by rarepepe333 June 30, 2017

Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017

Georgia sleighrider

During sexual intercourse; the female grabs the males cummy dick and rides it like she is on santas delightful sleigh. During the intercorse she shits on the males dick as a beautiful Christmas gift

Yeah I gave your boyfriend a Georgia sleighrider; he loved my gift

by realnigga16 August 14, 2017

the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.

Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone

by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017