Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

cherry sweeping

when you line up a row of virgins and and pop each one of their cherries one by one.

Hey paul, we're all going to may house after shcool to do some cherry sweeping. you should cum!

by BASH0007 March 4, 2015

Chimney Sweeping

When you go balls deep into a woman's throat and she gags.

Dude I totally was chimney sweeping Michelle the other day.

by Udivitel May 13, 2016

Argue seeking

A person who fishes for argument or would say something to make an argument worse

a lot of people are argue seeking in this generation

by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

Crop sweeping

When you fart while having sex and grab a handful of the fart gas and throw It in the persons face

I just love it when a guy keeps crop sweeping me during a jungle pillow

by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017

hate sleepin alone

If one’s significant other is not around to comfort the, one will find someone else to replace their role in the meantime; just for the sake of affection at the moment

“ Dude why did you cheat on your girlfriend last night? “ “ I didn’t cheat, I just hate sleepin alone (Drake song) My girlfriend ain’t here to do the job so, somebody will, hahaa! Just for the night, she’ll never know!”

by RarestRose February 6, 2018