Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

Shopping-Shits by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

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Skipping the gym

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people

Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym

Skipping the gym by Trillvin December 5, 2023

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shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

shopping cart abandonment by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024

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slipping

lacking situational awareness, especially in dangerous situations

"Tommy's usually on point but he got caught slipping last Friday outside the McDonald's because he got distracted by Denise's fine ass. Took two in the chest before he could even get out his piece."

"Fool got jacked at the gas station. Homie was totally slipping: didn't even see dude coming."

slipping by WanderingAnchorite January 21, 2024