self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011

self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

self compliments

Someone that finds way to compliment themselves often

self compliments by Janie , typically take up 6 of her 8 hours at work. She loves telling everyone how awesome she is in every shape or form

by Shellbell July 2, 2016

self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018

self homicide

The act of killing oneself

I’m going to commit self homicide if things don’t get better around here

by Bdubbz23 April 5, 2021

self-simulacra

Self-paradox.

Self-image.

The ontology of meaning from fiction (self, nation, myth) because process is an image of itself.

Fiction (paradox) has real (naturalistic) meaning because process (self-paradox) is a self-simulacra (self-image).

Ie. Meaning arises because process is a self-image.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

self-ish

Self-ish is the first album by the band Will Wood and the tapeworms released in 2016. Some of the well known songs are hand me my shovel I’m going in and dr sunshine is dead. It was remastered in 2020.

Guy 1: hey have you heard of will wood and the tapeworms?
Guy 2; yeah I have my favourite album is self-ish!

by XenithTheFemboyEnthusiast May 11, 2023