Skip to main content

Tomato Satan

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
mugGet the Tomato Satanmug.

sneaky little satan woman

A mischievous woman that engages in frequent acts of tomfoolery.
"nah bro that's hella nasty, you must be a sneaky little satan woman"
by rats bastardly December 8, 2023
mugGet the sneaky little satan womanmug.

satan's snack

a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)

it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.

OR

friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
by Mip the meme boi August 23, 2019
mugGet the satan's snackmug.

hellish satanic suffering

a heavy metal sensation amongst the underground, one of the best to exist
"hey man I bought tickets for the next hellish satanic suffering concert!"
mugGet the hellish satanic sufferingmug.
Guys.... Ladies?! Me too! W3 L0ve us. Heavens No Hell yeah! Bloodhounds sure. CAPTAIN ADMIRAL Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both x8 it up/down Both wait....
The Lord Hell Yeah!The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic
by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025
mugGet the The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANicmug.

Satan's Sister

The maniacal mastermind who is female and more diabolical version of Satan.
Sophia is really acting like satan's sister with the way she interfered in her parents divorce.
by shaggydog123 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Satan's Sistermug.

Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.
by Peter Sloterdijk June 2, 2022
mugGet the Satans Taintmug.

Share this definition