Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016

F-Sad

Acronym for Female Sexual Arousal Disorder. Pronounced "fuh sad"

A girl whom is unable to get wet or partake in sexual activity would be considered f-sad.

"I haven't had sex in so long. I'm becoming f-sad."

by Hampden 3 January 17, 2009

sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.

How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.

by Pep per ment butler April 22, 2016

The big sad

The big sad

The big sad

by Yourguyfromthebsr April 23, 2022

Sad Kathy

A state of the almighty Kathy where she is not in her typical Happy Kathy state of mind. This mood is usually brought out from her unique dropkick of a son. The Kathy Effect is not present during the presence of this state of Kathy.

"I'm not experiencing the Kathy Effect right now"
"Well Nectar is here, must be a Sad Kathy moment"

by thebigbaron October 13, 2020

Sad Kid

May be in reference to the car community phrases, “Sadboyz” and “Sadgirlz”.

Someone who is sad frequently and is heavily in tune with their emotions.

“She told me she was a sad kid.. so I made sure she knew I cared about her.”

by anonymous August 23, 2021