doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it

You mate I got a Slimey rod last night

by Gingerbearhairsasha August 2, 2017

trash rod

Slang for the russian mosin nagant bolt action service rifle, used n the gun community. The term came to be do to its piano-heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

John: Matt bought another trash rod, claims their superior.
Mich: Poor guy, just wish he knew his rifles better.

by Norwegain_dude2007 July 29, 2021

dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo

I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding

by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024