casio-patch

The white patch beneath a wrist watch after prolonged exposure to the sun

Hey guys, check out my casio-patch

by benj420 October 8, 2011

crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.

When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.

by chillerlingo January 8, 2012

giggle pitch

This is when a telephone salesman forces laughter during his sales pitch. He/she usually does it frequently and in situations that are not funny at all. It is an attempt to make the buyer feel more comfortable and usually doesn't work.

"Not only is Ronnie a overparticipator he sounds like a little girl when he tries to close with the giggle pitch.

by dutchboybanghem March 19, 2012

Sour Patch Jizz

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.

High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?

by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013

Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

Hershey Pitch

Being completely honest at the expense of your career, well-being, etc.

"Boy, Don Draper really fucked himself with that Hershey pitch!"

by TrenchWFB July 27, 2013

beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013