Professional Passenger

Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.

I am a professional passenger; I don't drive.

by Kinonhlanhla March 24, 2021

Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021

Profane propane

Propane that burns dirty and is harder to light

Dam I got ripped off, got profane propane

by lilsamsixty9 June 5, 2021

Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.

He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.

by C Clark June 30, 2021

Professionals (gerred term)

Niggas found on the internet

nigga if u look something up it shows up in the dictionary a professionals (gerred term) put it in there nigga

by ThatOnePunkColor July 30, 2021

professor_kilroy

When is a professor not a professor, but still a teacher at heart? When does the phrase "Kilroy Was Here" refer to a 1983 progressive rock album and not the caricature of a person peeking over a wall dating from the 1940s?

"Hey, have you been to any of professor_kilroy's classes? I heard that he's working on becoming a certified instructor. Also has been known to stream on Twitch from time to time."

by anonymous August 16, 2021

professordom

The kingdom you enter when there are no distractions and you are wholly focused on the task at hand. For example, when you're on a run and you have absolute tunnel vision and nothing can distract you, no matter how hard someone may try.

Holy shit! He's in professordom. Better get out of his way. This victory is in the bag!

by Jarrod Harper November 17, 2021