primal fear

An instinctive fear that has been common to humanity throughout time, possibly invoking a fight or flight response in some, or a deep trembling feeling of anxiety in others.

He felt a sensation of primal fear go through his body, as he stood in the psychopath's presence. It was as if he had just stared evil right in the face.

by Kartay April 28, 2016

primesident blush

The evil combination of Prime Minister Blair and President Bush

Primesident Blush will destroy the world!

by Xipher September 10, 2005

Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'

Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*

by CPOLD November 24, 2009

primo status

An action that a ghetto Spanish person would do.

If someone walks around with only their top button buttoned on their shirt.

Or if someone drives around in a low rider.

One would say "That's primo status". Its used in the same way one would say stalker status in describing one displaying those behaviors.

by Sinonymous May 24, 2009

Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.

Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.

by Moghidean September 10, 2011

primalist

a person who lives a primal lifestyle.

A primalist eats all natural organic foods, avoids grains,dairy and processed foods, and they engage in exercises similar in movements to what our caveman ancestors would have engaged in.

by Paleo girl March 16, 2014

primed

To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.

I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.

by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014