petite potato

That girl with long brown hair who is really small and skinny. She loves food, especially her jagabee potato chips. Don't mess with her, or she will bite you. Jk she's super cute. But still,

don't.

She's so cute! What a petite potato

by Karaage April 23, 2017

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.

"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"

by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009

fried potato

A potato that got physical abuse from an obese chef and they fry the potato.

I see a fried potato.

by Potatows December 2, 2016

potato baby

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.

I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!

by a potato farmer March 14, 2017

funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.

My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial

by lcthatch November 7, 2014

Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."

I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!

by Paul Hate May 22, 2011

Kaiba Potato

Seto Kaiba if he was a potato

have you seen Kaiba potato

by Kaibaman September 3, 2020