Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020

Poser

Someone that thinks they are a lot spookier/scarier than they actually are.

The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

lollapa-poser

noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\

Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.

Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-

Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.

Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.

by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012

Poser

A person either boy or girl who changes they're looks and personality to fit in with another social clique. Like around one bunch of friends they will act emo and listen to depressing music and talk about how much their lives suck, but when they're around another bunch of friends they will act like a ganster listening to rap and wearing baggy pants and bling. Most 'posers' do not actually like the things they have to do to fit in, but they're are so set on being accepted they will do the things they are totally against. They also tend to copy other peoples styles then tell the person they copied it from that 'they made the style up'. Most people are posers because it's so damn hard to be an individual now-a-days (!). Oh and they also tend to label themselves a lot.

Poser: liek ZOMGZ im sooo scene!!!11!1 :3

Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?

Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333

Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?

Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?

Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?

Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!

Normal: how am i a poser?

Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!

by iehfobnsoh October 7, 2010

poser

Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.

*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*

Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"

Everyone else: "..."

by H8UsCozTheyAnus July 15, 2025

poser

you

you poser

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Poser

A coworker or boss who chooses sides on any given issue based solely their desire to fit in.

Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser!

by Ancillary Gurl June 2, 2009