ponstream

to piss on a woman or drain a nut on er

1. Damn man her face is so sexy i just want to give it a ponstream!

2. Did you just see her get ponstreamed??

by The letter (?) September 22, 2010

Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.

Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.

by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011

Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011

Poodsnatch

The ability to get any girl, and what she has to offer. To get the snatch, like a dog (poodle)

Wow he is such a Poodsnatch.

He knows how to get that snatch,
That kid is seriously a poodsnatch.

by GregTheLeg November 9, 2012

poon tang poisoning

A disease that you contract sexually; like AIDS HIV

Yo man that hoe gave me that poon tang poisoning

by mrkdon8 December 29, 2013

poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 24, 2014

Poon Skin Hat

The act of sticking ones cranium in a females vaginal opening

Dude you've got dried blood on your forehead.
Naw I wore my girlfriend like a poon skin hat last night

by Original Two May 15, 2014