What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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Coke Plan

A plan you make with your friends or strangers while doing cocaine, such as a road trip, but which you have no intention of actually doing.
I don’t actually plan on moving to Miami, that was just a coke plan
by dvarg52 March 26, 2022
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Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
by aluminum ballsack July 01, 2023
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A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
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Bae Away Plan

When you want to ask someone to be your boy/girlfriend but it's too soon to make it official.
She's not my girlfriend, but she is on the Bae Away Plan.
by ShamelessGrace November 06, 2022
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W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan
I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .
by Guy O May 10, 2014
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The Zero Mortal Plan

The Zero Mortal Plan is the way Zamasu and Goku Black will kill all mortals in order to create an utopia, a world with nothing more than immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta February 18, 2024
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