W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan

I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .

by Guy O May 10, 2014

master plan

A plan that you've schemed out and know is gonna work. Perfect for explaining to someone through song

Grover Fischoder: Would you like to hear my master plan?
(silence)
Grover Fischoder: Okay, could you answer faster? 'Cause I asked you: Would you like to hear my master plan?
Louise: Uh, yes?
Grover Fischoder: Okay, that's more like it, I'm so glad that you asked!

by lonercollector September 29, 2022

plan of asnack

plan of asnack (or a-snack)

n.
1. Usually occurring late at night or during periods of whacked-out poo brain, the premeditation and/or scheming of covertly acquiring delicious foodstuffs.

"I'll sneak down to the kitchen,
and on the way, I'll figure out my plan of asnack."

by Professor A. Snack, Ph.D February 22, 2011

Technology Development Plan

/n/A personal technology strategic plan (blueprint) to maintain a continuous cycle of new tools (tooling-up) for a particular job or job function that aligns with one's individual aspirations and organizational goals.

Heath created a Technology Development Plan to prepare for an executive assistant promotion.

by TechGem Technologies March 7, 2024

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

Three-pronged plan

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything

“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez

by Dodyssey January 27, 2022

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011