"dang, phil I was almost on your side here, but now this? I might as well call you Dr. Phil-a-bag-and-flip-it."
by badbitchofthefield March 16, 2018
Get the Dr. Phil-a-bag-and-flip-it mug.Phyllis is a person who is intelligent and extremly empathetic. Always does for others and puts everyones needs above her own. Someone who people look to as their therapist. In all, a great person.
by a pleaser February 4, 2010
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A person that attends school for lot of chemistry and math. Also known as a professsional drug dealer at Wal Mart. A person who is well informed of the thousands of side effects medications give you.
by 1lizard March 22, 2008
Get the pharmacist mug.To perform a thorough ass eating; similar to a rim job but much more vigorous. Anal penetration with the tongue is officially optional, but everyone does it eventually.
I would phlesh her so hard my tongue wouldn't work right for a week.
I don't know if I'd offer, but I'd phlesh her if she asked.
Some dude offered to phlesh me at the club last night. I won't lie, I considered it.
I don't know if I'd offer, but I'd phlesh her if she asked.
Some dude offered to phlesh me at the club last night. I won't lie, I considered it.
by Sally Da Shit Warrior February 19, 2007
Get the phlesh mug.A phantom shit is the rare phenominon wherein a shit (usually of a solid, well-defined mars bar-like constitution) disappears entirely from sight before the shitee has a chance to admire his creation. A phantom shit completely submerges itself beneath the upper waters of a toilet-bowl in an instant.
Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
-Bob squats over his toilet and unleashes a dump
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
by Conor Reilly December 3, 2006
Get the Phantom Shit mug.Formerly known as social distancing. The act of connecting, caring, communicating, and socializing with others while keeping space between bodies and following the World Health Organization (WHO) guidelines for good health during the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.
No, dude. I’m not gonna shake your hand, I’m practicing physical distancing. Please take a step back and give me a call later.
The term Physical Distancing was suggested by therapist and author Jennifer Hamady, in an article for Psychology Today on March 19, 2020. The World Health Organization then shifted to using the phrase physical distancing rather than social distancing.
The term Physical Distancing was suggested by therapist and author Jennifer Hamady, in an article for Psychology Today on March 19, 2020. The World Health Organization then shifted to using the phrase physical distancing rather than social distancing.
by LeggingsAndBeets March 24, 2020
Get the Physical Distancing mug.A very nice tropical country that is full of beaches and resorts. First impression on this country is always negative but once you get to live in this country you will feel that there is no love like a filipino love. Home of the nicest people on earth. filipinos are not mean people.
by ruined July 6, 2005
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