Paper man

Someone that smokes paper like a nit bag

Madam’s is smoking paper he is a paper man

by Paper Mann October 21, 2021

Paper Ankles

Someone with extremely fragile angles who rolls or injures them a lot.

Man I rolled my ankle for the third time this week, I have paper ankles

by ApatheticallyBroken December 23, 2020

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013

Paper TV

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 7, 2014

fly papered

When a girl you have fucked rolls over onto the wet spot of the bed and gets stuck to the sheets, preferably on her back.

She was so fly papered after I pushed her into my puddle of spooge last night.

by All The Daddy's Men October 10, 2010

Paper Chaser

A party that you must pay a fee to enter. Usually flyers are made to promote the party. Usually ladies are free. Men usually pay $5-$10

"Ay is the function free?"
"Naw dog its paper chaser
"Fuck that shit"

by hallucimate May 29, 2021