dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023

Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason

You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.

by hustwe January 18, 2023

Slutty Dutch Oven

When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head

Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow April 20, 2019

crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.

1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.

Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"

by 2 people September 6, 2009

Overclocking the chocolate ovens

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts

1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.

by Jale Doris March 26, 2022

Toaster Oven

The head dress better known as a niqab or the person who wears such a garment. It refers to the eye slit in the head dress being similar to the slot you would put toast into.

The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.

In 2010, France became the first European country to ban full face coverings, including a niqab aka Toaster Oven, in public areas.

by DragonWizard October 23, 2023