Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 01, 2024

The Board

Reference to TNABOARD.COM

A platform for providers (ESCORTS) & hobbyist to utilize for screening, identification verification, references reviews etc.

"She was banned from the board for offering bare services"

by Brookelynvip69 June 22, 2023

The board

A gamblers picks for the day

The board couldn’t look any better today if it tried.

by Boradtown1 March 20, 2021

boarding house

prison.

"omg thats so cool u live in a boarding house?
"yeah n no its not cool its just that im homeless n we r rich so we live there n get treated like dogs by 40 year old cunts, "

by xoxoihateshore May 15, 2023

Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

Sandwich board

A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom.

A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"

by Geordie racer October 14, 2011

Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010