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too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.
Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.
by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023
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Tuesday

Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!
Omg Tuesday seems like a really nice person! Um honey no shes not she so toxic.
by Nymphet April 7, 2019
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Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane
Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.
by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022
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Adventure Time Tuesday

Exploring Seattle at with your buddies. Founder Mickey.
Chynna, Jess, Chris and Bryce enjoy Adventure Time Tuesday.
by Mickeyve May 24, 2018
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Margarita Tuesday

A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).
Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!
by Cmadddz January 11, 2022
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Tuesday

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
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It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.
I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024
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