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highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
mugGet the highest wanking officermug.

Box Office

Don't be a box office all your life!
by gandalftheboi July 5, 2022
mugGet the Box Officemug.

anthrax post office

The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.

source: USA Today
Do you know where the Anthrax post office is?
by levex October 21, 2010
mugGet the anthrax post officemug.

Office

A personal safe space where people worked before the new normal, I.e before covid, and actually were productive enough to get something done.
I don't have access to my office anymore. Would do these lunatics, the new normal crowd, want me to do? work from home?
by Sexydimma March 29, 2021
mugGet the Officemug.

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand
Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball
by Just pawns July 9, 2021
mugGet the Poor effort in the officemug.

Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.
Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".
by brainster August 2, 2009
mugGet the Human Resource Officermug.

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