Emotional turrets

When you get caught up in the throes of a new relationship & accidentally end up saying something you wish you hadn’t
Brad: I was having a great weekend with my girlfriend, & before I knew it, I was telling her I loved her.

Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.
by Guster63 July 16, 2020
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Emotional Partner

when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.
my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.
by royalbluenose October 23, 2014
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emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game
oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping
by Tartagliamoms December 22, 2021
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emotional jigsaw

A persons emotions are all over the place, like a jigsaw puzzle. The pieces (your feelings) are scattered everywhere. When the pieces of the jigsaw, are finally put back together.... you get a picture of who that person is.
I couldn't go out with him/her!! They're still a emotional jigsaw. When they pull the emotional jigsaw together, I might take them out.
by Candi7 April 02, 2016
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Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".
person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe
by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017
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Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.
"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"
by Wypipo whisperer September 08, 2020
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emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 08, 2014
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