Muffin Slope

Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.

Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.

Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.

by BronzeArmor September 15, 2009

Street Muffin

Hooker, Prostitute, Lady of the Night, Trollop, Whore...and the list goes on

"Check out that street muffin...I know I want to cover her in my butter >.>"

by grammar girl July 11, 2008

urgle muffins

Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.

"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.

by Jean pierre escargot June 12, 2009

Diaper muffin

When you poop your pants.

So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.

by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020

meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

by Outlaw Redneck March 06, 2018

ho muffin

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!

See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!

by peachpie88 September 09, 2011

muffin mit

when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly

dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night

by kjef October 27, 2011