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Yak mouth

A particularly long-winded person who becomes an annoyance and a nuisance, due to their inability to read the room and shut the f*ck up
Sorry I’m late! The cashier at the grocery store was a total yak mouth, and didn’t notice the huge line forming at his register behind me
by Toogayforyou June 15, 2023
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Zombie Mouth

Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".

Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.

A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.

When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
by Bran Turbulance December 10, 2013
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Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.
Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.
by Captain Otto September 1, 2013
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Brown Mouth

I knew my boyfriend was cheating when he came home with brown mouth.
by BossmanDude February 15, 2019
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pocket mouth

Pockets, we put just about anything and everything in them.. calling someone a pocket mouth is saying they'll put anything in their mouth.
Guy 1: "man! Jess' totally gonna give me head!"

Guy 2: "don't do it man. That girl's got a pocket mouth.She'll put anything in there.."
by Rico'sgirl November 23, 2016
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Termite mouth

When she really wants to munch on your wood
Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.
by Trd222 June 23, 2021
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mouth bottle

me and my boy skat were chewing some bear and my mom came in and told us to make sure we clean up our mouth bottles.
by bigez19 June 6, 2010
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