moraligarchy

A system of power — political, technical, or infrastructural — held by an individual or small group whose authority is justified not by election, inheritance, or force, but by genuine moral integrity and competence. Unlike traditional oligarchy, which concentrates power through wealth or ruthlessness, a moraligarchy concentrates power through trustworthiness — with the uncomfortable acknowledgment that such trust ultimately cannot be enforced, only chosen.

The internet needed a moraligarchy at its founding. Instead it got advertising.

by goatgeek March 1, 2026

Moralfagging

The act of acting morally superior while judging someone if they do not do something that is counted as woke. Only used online.

"Am I the only one who thinks that it's weird that she hasn't talked about queers' struggles?"
"stop moralfagging loser"

by Palarin March 10, 2026

Moralfag

Someone who acts morally superior while judging someone if they do not do something that is counted as woke. Only used online.

"You're a moralfag with how much you shit-talk them."

by Palarin March 10, 2026

Moral Sin

Vague-speak for “I did something bad enough to step down, but I’m not going to tell you what it was unless you sign an NDA, and I definitely don’t want to take accountability.” Usually used as a vague spiritual smoke bomb when someone wants the sympathy of confession without the discomfort of actually confessing.

"I stepped down due to moral sin"

by RRCam March 15, 2026

Moralgay

If your last name is morales but your really just gay

“Bro tommy was being so gay last night”

“For sure, Tommy Moralgay was in full effect.”

by Dellsworth Hinckle February 17, 2025

Morano

A man who is a scrapehead, don’t put up with bullshit, and would plug the fuck out anywhere, he’s charming and someone sweet, but don’t go around him funny, cause you would get what you looking for, Morano is not a mean person, he walks around like if he’s fetching a heavy load, which maybe he is, but there is only one way to find out, get yourself a morano.

Morano is skulking the road.

by Eediat March 1, 2025

Moral Authority

Elon musk has no moral authority and is mentally retarded.

Hym "MORAL AUTHORITY!? AHAHAHA! Well, if the highest moral authority on the planet is a mental retard we are in big trouble folks! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IS EVEN THE BASIS OF HIS MORAL AUTHORITY? 'Um... Uh.. You see, my cripple HIPAA paperwork says I'm not a retard so um... Actually, it says I'm an extra special guy? So, actually, not a retard. I may have a mental retardation... And I may have bought my way into all of my positions... But-' EEEEEHHHHH! WRONG! YOU ARE A RETARD ELON! YOU RUN A SPACESHIP COMPANY AND THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE! RETARD! THAT'S WHAT A RETARD IS! DEFINITIONALLY RETARD. NO MORAL AUTHORITY FOR RETARDS!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025