monopoly

Code word for weed or getting high or anything with pot.

Ex: I want to play monopoly.
Ex: We need some more monopoly money

by Greer April 24, 2005

Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subrscribe to the cultural or relational norms of monogamy, but is not deceptive or irresponsible in their relationships.

I was swiping through Tinder and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018

monopoly fuck

When playing gears of war and you kill everyone on the other team under 15 seconds.

Wow! All of you got MONOPOLY FUCKED!

by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

Monohatter

One who only wears one hat, when others around him wear many.

'Luke is a monohatter! WHERE'S YOUR HAT AAAAAAAT?!?!?'

by The Moai April 26, 2006

mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

Asian Monocle

Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.

alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.

girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".

guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"

by Eddy Jones January 18, 2009

monorail

When two guys put the tips of their erect dicks together and one guy strokes both dicks like it is one large dick.

gay man sex is fun when you monorail

by 596A December 13, 2010