mobile fap

Porn videos/images/GIFs made for mobile devices. Usually the content is designed to load fast on low bandwidth Internet connections.

There is no WiFi here. I'm gonna have to watch mobile fap using my phone's data network.

by dguiron July 3, 2016

bod mobile

also known as GAY mobile, or the gay wagon, or homoweelz.

Budhdev: Lets get in the bodmobile and bop down to WHSmithies, wot wot, toodle pip, say no old chappy?
Ashish: OOOOWWWWW! That hurt. You're such a bitch. Cum on Anand, lets blaps him.
Anand: Please no violence. I may faint.
Mehtan: Come on guys. Its not like theres orange peel being thrown about. Anyway, I have to go now and finish... no abandon, my essay.

by Yue Yang November 7, 2003

yo mobile

a vehicle similar to any in fast and furious movies

any vehicle of any year, make or model in any condition that is/has one or more of the following:
lowered
weedwacker exhaust
racing stickers NOT on windows
low profile tires
detailed interior
any kind of pimping of the car

also callled
overgrown weedwacker
yo car
fast vaccum cleaner

that yo car sure does fly! but good luck picking up the peices after it crashes

by ninguy December 14, 2003

Meth Mobile

A flat black 1984 Ford F-150 owned by "woody" with 35" tires that roll the mean streets of North West Arkansas. This vehicle is often seen with a Chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed.

Big Red: "what the fuck is that horribly loud sound?"

Lil' Red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) "It seems to be a large military assault vehicle in need of some restoration."
Big Red: "Dude! Grab my weights, that looks like woody's meth mobile."
Lil Red: (Grabbing them with "the claw".) "Where'd the AAA's go?!?!?!?"

by Lil Red. (feat. Woody) May 1, 2009

Mobbing

Being part of or watching a flash mob.

I am mobbing today in downtown Seattle. Our spontaneous dance will be filmed and uploaded to you tube.

by PsychNP April 10, 2010

Pubg mobile

Well for the lame ass player's who doesn't have an IOS device.

Pubg mobile player:Yo pubg mobile is better than fortnite
Fortnite mobile player:You hate the game because you don't have an APPLE phone.
Audience:😂😂😂

by BrokePubgmobileusers June 27, 2018

Mombie

Mom + Zombie. She is a super Mom who also happens to be a zombie. Due to a busy schedule she showers on a weekly basis and gets smelly. She can sometimes spend half the day blushing. She can sometimes be a Yuxin, though she gets mad if you call her that. Appearence wise she is very pretty, though she can look a little like corn. But most importantly she is a lovely mother who always looks after her baby.

She takes such good care of her dressing baby, and yet she is a bit smelly. She must be a Mombie.

by Smellybaby September 7, 2018