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Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.
Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
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Mongolian Rototiller

Mongolian Rototiller is when you shave your pubic hair to a unibrow and you insert your peeper in the sink wagon and you 360 around like a helicopter propeller
When Rusty went to Bangcock he paid handsomely for a mongolian rototiller.
by m1st3t_t4c0 February 12, 2026
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Mongolian Pretzel

When two Mongolian girls interlock hands and jerk you off whilst simultaneously scissoring, thus conquering your cock
Steve, did I tell you about last summer when I studied abroad in Mongolia? I got such a crazy Mongolian Pretzel that I couldn't walk straight for a month.
by reverie96 February 13, 2026
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Mongolian oil change

When you jerk off a horse till it cuts then proceed to fuck the horse in the ass till you cum filling it back up
Sorry im busy today I ganna go down to the farm and do a few mongolian oil changes
by Itchy10 February 27, 2026
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Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls
Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.
by jelquer228573 March 13, 2026
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Mongolian Plumbob

The Mongolian Plumbob is an act where the recipient is laying on her/his back with an open mouth whilst you repeatedly dip your flaccid wiener in and out of their mouth while at the same time performing a Mongolian throat song
Last night terry and I got active , she had throat pain so we tried the Mongolian Plumbob and she’s never felt better! And I can confidently say my summer sausage has never felt better either
by Warcrime69 March 13, 2026
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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