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minutes to midnight

x minutes to midnight

x equals any number from 15 to 0

how close we are to the end of times, as a direct result of nuclear holocaust, on the doomsday clock.

Originally conceived in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at the university of chicago.
In the reagan administration we got as close as 4 minutes to midnight.
by Bad Noodle February 2, 2008
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Snickers at Midnight

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.
by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011
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Dexy's Midnight Mumbler

A Dexy's Midnight Mumbler is a person trying to lip sync the words of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic hit "Come On Eileen"
Nobody knows the words to Come on Eileen, not even Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they wrote the stupid song.

But 1am at a retro disc, lights down, notice how everyone on the dance floor seems to know the words ..... match perfect?

Here's the real lyrics .........

"Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please"

And if you turned off the music suddenly, this is what you would hear from the Dexy's Midnight Mumbler .....

"Come on Elieen ....... da da da I mean
come on yeah ..... everything
and that dress .... and that dress
come on yeah ...... oh Eileen .......... (you get the picture)
by El Craigo May 1, 2008
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Wangan Midnight

An Arcade Racing Game From Japan. Commonly Used In Singapore For YP/xdd To Pick Up Xmms
Look At This Guy Playing Wangan Midnight , He Is Probably Here To Pick Up Xmm Because He Is Lame And Lonely !

Look At This Kid Playing Wangan ! He Is A Fake Racer Wannabe !
by Limpeh Salakau September 29, 2019
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dexy's midnight runners

The song COME ON EILEEN by Dexy's Midnight Runners is realy dirty.
by Brawna December 10, 2008
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Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue
isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"
by blue midnight January 2, 2012
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