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The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.
Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....
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minutes to midnight 

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.
Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.

captain midnight 

Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)
He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.
captain midnight by joedildo November 14, 2005

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight 

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.
The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

Fishing After Midnight 

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.
Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.

miguel and the midnight rapists

the most popular band in the liverpool area in england.
i love MIguel and the midnight rapists

minutes to midnight 

x minutes to midnight

x equals any number from 15 to 0

how close we are to the end of times, as a direct result of nuclear holocaust, on the doomsday clock.

Originally conceived in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at the university of chicago.
In the reagan administration we got as close as 4 minutes to midnight.
minutes to midnight by Bad Noodle February 2, 2008