Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year

Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard

by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017

Math Class

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.

Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!

by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020

Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing

Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers

by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023

maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023

Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...

by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

by Chaz114 February 16, 2010