Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011

mad birds

Wearing Hollister brand clothing on a regular basis

Yo slut you got mad birds

by the guy who invents words September 26, 2010

Mad Gathering

The singular of Mad Gatherings

You going to the next Mad Gathering?

by JKybett July 12, 2010

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

Mad Dinner

Describing anything that is cool or good.

Your new car is mad dinner

by Professor Bates August 31, 2010

mad gaudy

An exclaimation at shockingly tasteless acts of flashyness

Mike: Did you see Mike's new BMW with the huge chrome rims?
Dave: Yeah dude, it's mad gaudy

by LemonairePaides May 22, 2010

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006