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Omg he is my idol
by Heather..the..queen..lmao January 28, 2021
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lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
by DCA1981 August 5, 2022
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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022
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lazy cowboy

When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah
Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy
by reilei February 16, 2019
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Lazy Jackass

Me not givin u a defination w bad spelling mistakes and shity grammer is wat lazy Jackass is
by Zalo_r October 13, 2025
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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.
As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?
by Heathen is High February 12, 2022
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Lazy Fuck

Billy you lazy fuck get up and take a picture
by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020
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