laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 07, 2015

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egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 02, 2021

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Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 26, 2011

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To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 02, 2024

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The name shae made last year because she was to lazy to say laila <3

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laying down her arms,

by Rafa55 April 10, 2022

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when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 12, 2023

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