Kyle 

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.

Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)

Kyle by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019

Kyle 

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.

Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."

Kyle by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019

Kyle 

Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!

"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"

Kyle by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019

Kyle 

a hoe

kyle is a dirty hoe

Kyle by Bugggie October 2, 2019

Kyle 

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.

I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday

Kyle by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019

Kyle Mirren 

Kyle Mirren is an annoying Little fat faggot boy, who is usually seen following a Gary.

They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)

Person 1 : Hey dude you Wanna go beat up that guy? He's a total Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.

Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.

Kyle Mirren by Cute gamer girl November 18, 2019

Kyle 

Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.

dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.

Kyle by Bitch I am fabulous December 9, 2019